Taurus Car Club of America : Ford Taurus Forum banner

1 - 9 of 9 Posts

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
927 Posts
Good jokes...i've heard them all. Being a Civil Engineering student, I've heard a slightly different version of one of yours:

The last one said, "Actually it was a civil
engineer. Who else could successfully run a
toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
2,282 Posts
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"



The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"



The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"



The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
42 Posts
^ A classic

I love being an engineer. Everybody laughs at us engineers because we study. We laugh at them because we're better than all of them (especially those losers in the Hotel school, and Architecture...)
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
3,449 Posts
Originally posted by Postmortem@Mar 27 2004, 02:22 AM
I must be excpetion making rule- I'll check out every chick I see
The engineering students partied hard at my old school, luckily I wasnt one of them.

Of course, out of the 400 that were admitted to the program, maybe only 100 or less remained after 1 full year.

-DC
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
746 Posts
i studied engineering for a while... and i have seen both sides of the fence frome engineering and constructing a building, so i know alot about how it works... no one should say anything about an engineer, unless they are outside of any human built structure


but good jokes... they kinda stereotype engineers
, pretty funny
 
1 - 9 of 9 Posts
Top