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Pulled into my spot infront of a white Mercury of sorts. No idea exactly what it was, was in a hurry and didn't care. I notice this old lady sitting in the drivers seat, engine running, head on the head rest, jaw wide open. Doesn't raise any red flags in my head yet.

So I went inside to grab the needed cans of WD-40 and grease and chill with some of my friends who work there for a few min, and when I get back to my car, EMS is getting the body out.

Probably the best Walmart shopping trip I've had...
 

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Probably the best Walmart shopping trip I've had... [/b]
I'm willing to bet it wasn't the best day for her family
 

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I work as a vendor/merchandiser in these stores, and the local Walmart Supercircus is my store on the weekends. I can't believe half the fun that goes on here, but your story takes the cake. The blueshirts will like this story tomorrow :)
 

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If you were paying attention you could have rummaged thru her stuff before anyone else noticed.

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will HER seats work in your car? probably no blood and guts on em...maybe a little pee and poop from the final release....
 

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If you were paying attention you could have rummaged thru her stuff before anyone else noticed.

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Nah

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will HER seats work in your car? probably no blood and guts on em...maybe a little pee and poop from the final release....
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:rofl2: Wrong style and wrong color IIRC
 

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okay wow that even tops all the stories i have from workin at walmart for 4 yrs.....and alot of crazy stuff went on but wow...i think the only one i have close to that is a lady going into labor in the store...
 

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Killer pricing.
 

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Killer pricing.
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awww that made me chuckle but at the same time feel guilty.
 

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you didn't do the trick...calmly and cheerfully walk up to a floor worker, and say "excuse me but you have a code-blue in the parking lot!"
 

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you didn't do the trick...calmly and cheerfully walk up to a floor worker, and say "excuse me but you have a code-blue in the parking lot!" [/b]
Code Blue = Bomb at wally world
 

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<div class='quotemain'> you didn't do the trick...calmly and cheerfully walk up to a floor worker, and say "excuse me but you have a code-blue in the parking lot!" [/b]
Everyone run like hell out of the store and panic = Bomb at wally world
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You were mistaken. I fixed it for you though since I am a good guy.
 

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I work as a vendor/merchandiser in these stores, and the local Walmart Supercircus is my store on the weekends. I can't believe half the fun that goes on here, but your story takes the cake. The blueshirts will like this story tomorrow :)
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OT ...what do you vendor/merchandise in the stores?
 

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code blue wasnt bomb....i think that was brown or something but not blue. i dont remember i never paid attention to that stuff except code adam=missing child and code white=customer/employee injury
 

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God, that's terrible.......but sort of funny at the same time. I mean, how do you do a eulogy for that sort of thing?

"Yes, Wilhelmina was good woman, and she saw the light at WalMart....."

An open invite to anyone......if I should die at WalMart, in my car like that......scoot me over, drive me down the road, and park me somewhere that's not WalMart.....****, just drive straight to the funeral home. Tell 'im we were on the way to the titty bar or something, I got excited, and just died. Don't even bring WalMart up.

Thanks!
Zorin
 
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