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The Perfect Husband
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> > > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
> > > on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function
> > > >>and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
> > >
> > > MAN: "Hello"
> > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> > > MAN: "Yes"
> > > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
> > > coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> > > MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much."
> > > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
> > > the new 2004
> > > models. I saw one I really liked."
> > > MAN: "How much?"
> > > WOMAN: "$60,000"
> > > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
> > > options."
> > > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted
> > > last year
> > > is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.
> > > "MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
> > > offer $900,000."
> > > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later. I love you!"
> > > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
> > > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
> > > looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this
> > phone
> > > belongs to?"
 

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That's a good'un!!
 

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hahaha!!!
 
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