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THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL STATEMENTS FOUND ON INSURANCE FORMS WHERE CAR DRIVERS ATTEMPTED TO SUMMARIZE THE DETAILS OF AN ACCIDENT IN THE FEWEST POSSIBLE WORDS.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

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My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.

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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
 

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Where did u get this? lol

The best I think is:

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

Good find RacerX
That gave me a great laugh!
 

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:uhoh2: "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

Wow, those are great...good find! :roflmao:
 

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Originally posted by Capital Punishment+Feb 18 2004, 10:08 PM-->QUOTE (Capital Punishment @ Feb 18 2004, 10:08 PM)
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:uhoh2: "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

Wow, those are great...good find!  :roflmao: 
That ones the best!
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<_< ...not really.....
 

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Yeah, I kind of like the one about the cows and the one about the stop sign suddenly appearing...







edit for spelling, I can't type...
 

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Originally posted by detroit_raver@Feb 19 2004, 02:55 AM
<_< ...not really.....
And suddenly the humor was gone.


Sorry Sarah, I didn't even think twice that it'd offend anyone.
How is your father recovering?
 

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Oh, crap, sorry I'm so dense that I didn't even think what Sarah's comment meant, then I commented about which ones I thought were funnier....

Sometimes I think they should ban me from typing after avout 1:00 AM


Prayers for your dad and your family!!!!
 
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