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Alright, so i've seen my fair share of taurus's. Some stock, some done up nicely, and some done up just completely wrong.
I live around the block from a Gen 1 Taurus. Besides minor rusting the car looked pretty good. Atleast untill you seen what "modifications" the guy has done to it. Stickers. Yeah some stickers are alright, but if you drive a domestic, and put dragons all over your car, it's just not right. Then you add a nice (huge) aluminum wing produced by APC on your trunk. Get a retarded window tint job. Then finally have one windsheild wiper blade. Voila, you now offically own the most stupid Taurus in America.
The story isn't finished quite yet.
On my way home around 1:15pm. I see a slick lookin Gen 2 Taurus. It may have been lowered, or the suspension is getting really bad. But it still looked nice (from a distance). As I approach the vehicle closer...I notice that it has stupid decals on it, BUT it had no wing...which was a relief in my eyes. Now I know some people put mufflers/exaust systems on their car, But when you put a fart cannon exaust on, then you know your ridiculous.
I'm just not sure these days. Sure I have a semi-import car. And I have it looking how an import car should look like (i.e, Body-Kit, That Fart-Cannon exaust..and so forth) But when you make a domestic, exspecially a taurus look like a ricer, something must be wrong with you.
No offense to anyone who has ever done this. And really, I kinda like people doing it to their car. It somewhat amuses me.
And to the people who do rice out their taurus, Thanks for the laugh
lol
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I live around the block from a Gen 1 Taurus. Besides minor rusting the car looked pretty good. Atleast untill you seen what "modifications" the guy has done to it. Stickers. Yeah some stickers are alright, but if you drive a domestic, and put dragons all over your car, it's just not right. Then you add a nice (huge) aluminum wing produced by APC on your trunk. Get a retarded window tint job. Then finally have one windsheild wiper blade. Voila, you now offically own the most stupid Taurus in America.
The story isn't finished quite yet.
On my way home around 1:15pm. I see a slick lookin Gen 2 Taurus. It may have been lowered, or the suspension is getting really bad. But it still looked nice (from a distance). As I approach the vehicle closer...I notice that it has stupid decals on it, BUT it had no wing...which was a relief in my eyes. Now I know some people put mufflers/exaust systems on their car, But when you put a fart cannon exaust on, then you know your ridiculous.
I'm just not sure these days. Sure I have a semi-import car. And I have it looking how an import car should look like (i.e, Body-Kit, That Fart-Cannon exaust..and so forth) But when you make a domestic, exspecially a taurus look like a ricer, something must be wrong with you.
No offense to anyone who has ever done this. And really, I kinda like people doing it to their car. It somewhat amuses me.
And to the people who do rice out their taurus, Thanks for the laugh
lol
