[Noir04]

All the little Bullriders screaming about the Vulcan Powah?
Vulcan Powah? Vulcan Powah, nah more like Vulcan Slowah.

What do I say as I blow by a vulcan on nice summer day.
Vulcan so much slowah, and get the [email protected]#k outta my way.
The big bad Duratec has come to play.

But the Vulcan is so reliable, it's such a work horse?
Cause you can't get go fast enough damage it of course!



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one fine day a little Vulcan driver was crusing the town looking for :rice: to try and race. The Rice and the cute oversized vulcan come to a stop sign. courtesy revs, .. Awe they are both cute little engines. The midnight black Duratec pulls up in the final third lane. :uptosumpn: ricey "wow, those cars are so big!!" Vulcan :whine: "please mr Duratec let me win. Duratec :uptosumpn: GREEN LIGHT :zoomsmiley: Duratec in gone in a blur. Ricey :jawdrop: Vulcan says holy :constipated:.. While ricey suddenly feel the urge to uke: By that time the daunting Duratec has returned after ricey and vulcan were just :bitchslap: Duratecit's ok you can still kiss this :bootyshake: anytime. off course only then do Ricey and Vulcan admit :bowdown: Although, it could be worse. :beat-chevy: yup, that would have been worse.

Have a nice day.

I guess I was bored.

 

[Noir04]

This post was quite a bit longer. Darn emoticon limit!! What the is all that about

 

[red92gl]

You forgot the SHO, lol. It'd be like that one commercial where the guy is running on the track (ricer) and then the horse shows up (vulcan) and then the race car (duratec). Of course we would have to add the figher jet (SHO) to the whole thing.

 

[Noir04]

nah, the SHO was still in the shop getting fixed again!!

 

[red92gl]

:homer:
:nothingtoadd:

 

[firespirit]

Iiiinteresting.



Hater

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[Mikeys_Taurus]

The 15 second Vulcan owned by Mikey then startled the loley 18 second stock Taurus and the overly excessive, underpowered Duratec by pulling up in the 4th lane (wide highway ). Needless to say, the old Vulcan won, with 173,000 miles, not burning a drop of oil, and looking sexy while doing it.

Then one of Mikey's split personalities flew by them all at about 140mph in the GTP wondering why everyone was parked on the expressway.

 

[firespirit]

Originally posted by Mikeys_Taurus@Aug 9 2004, 12:32 AM
Then one of Mikey's split personalities flew by them all at about 140mph in the GTP wondering why everyone was parked on the expressway.

:lol: I love it!

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[Maverick]

Awwww man, weak! Why you gotta hate on the Vulcan! Im sensing a Napoleon complex.
~~Maverick~~

 

[Xmann01]

:weirdthread: :whythis: :thumbsdown:

 

[Craddosk]

pretty good.....ill stick with my vulcan powah until i can buy either SHO power or mad V8 POWAH BABY!!!!!!!!(Pontiac GTO or new mustang....or ford GT *drool*)

 

[SableSal]

Naw we shouldn't hate on the Vulcan. I mean it is a Ford Motor... but true it is also meant for economical reasons. Fuel Mileage, and much more....

Pretty much for a family with 2 kids. LOL


Sal

 

[Noir04]

Originally posted by SableSal@Aug 9 2004, 06:53 AM
Naw we shouldn't hate on the Vulcan. I mean it is a Ford Motor... but true it is also meant for economical reasons. Fuel Mileage, and much more....

Pretty much for a family with 2 kids. LOL


Sal

True, True

Although, I didn't exactly buy a Taurus because it was sporty!! I bought it because it's got the ROOM!!

Also, I got the Duratec, because I like doing better then 0-60 in 4 minutes as apposed to the Vulcan.

 

[legolyn]

Also, I got the Duratec, because I like doing better then 0-60 in 4 minutes as apposed to the Vulcan.

you sure it wasn't to compensate for something else?

:bs:

if you catch my drift.

 

[stever]

It's still a Taurus.


This is like a bully beating up a girl. It proved nothing. Go fight the big boys.

 

[beamout]

As long as you whipped some rice :bootyshake: who cares if it was a Vulcan or Tec or SHO.
By the way I don't do 0-60 in four minutes as anyone who has ridden with me and held on knows. :zoomsmiley:

 

[tmonster]

Funny considering my GRANDMA's vulcan and my best friends ESCORT beat me off the line every time when I'm in the durabling........*grumble...but then i shift into second and see knowone.... and then of course the occasional GTP flys bye.....damn GTP's.... *supercharges '95 SHO MTX...450hp...what now biatch?

 

[CometGSR]

BOOOOO!!!!!! unchbob: :curse: :flamethrowing: :thumbsdown:

 

[glaurick]

Then an SRT-4 Blows by all of us, none of us can talk speed, there ant jack crap for any v-6 Taurus

 

[Noir04]

Originally posted by beamout@Aug 9 2004, 03:28 PM

By the way I don't do 0-60 in four minutes as anyone who has ridden with me and held on knows. :zoomsmiley:

so 3 minutes maybe??

the Vulcan is a v6 and allot of STOCK 4 bangers got more HP. :biglaugh: