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Dead Bull + 10 Mile Hike + Hand Cuffs = Friday!

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Man what a day for you!!! I never been handcuffed before, is it fun?!!?!? LOL
Originally posted by mrcow32@Mar 28 2004, 11:57 PM
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I never been handcuffed before, is it fun?!!?!? LOL
If you want to see the red marks I STILL have on my wrists, I can show you just how much fun it was.
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WHO CARES, man?! You got "felt up" by a woman in uniform, possibly the sexiest type of woman in the world!!!!


(I'll grow up someday)
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Oh man, thats great. Handcuffed by a woman in uniform, AND then searched.

YOU get a chili




-DC
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I think that's the farthest I've ever been with a woman![/b]
ROFLMMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG LOL MUAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMAO!!!!!!


That was fvckin great!!!!!

BTW hope the bull gets fixed
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So I figure unless I want to live under the highway bridge for the rest of my life like a hobo,[/b]
omg, i died at that part.

I love your stories!!

sorry to hear about the taurus, but yet, you're better off with a gen3 (just kidding). Keep us updated on the progress!

Best of luck!
You SHOULD have told her that you had a bag of dope stuffed down the front of your pants.
Originally posted by mikehawk@Mar 29 2004, 07:39 AM
You SHOULD have told her that you had a bag of dope stuffed down the front of your pants.
. . . and then after she has thoroughly searched you say, "Oh, my mistake, it was in my other pants."


j/k
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sorry to hear about your car! hope you get it fixed soon. and seriously you HAVE to write a comedy. you make me laugh i love your stories!
You're killin' me :pointlaugh: :roflmao: :roflmao:

As I pick myself up off the floor and wipe away the tears....

I love the way you take a bad situation, turn it around and make people laugh about it, almost forgetting all about the dead bull in the driveway. Hope you get it figured out and fixed. If not the Gen 4s have really come down in price...hint hint...
Awesome story! Sorry about the car. Maybe you should put all your stories together in a book sell it.
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Originally posted by biteableniles+Mar 28 2004, 10:07 PM-->QUOTE (biteableniles @ Mar 28 2004, 10:07 PM)
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@Mar 28 2004, 11:57 PM
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I never been handcuffed before, is it fun?!!?!? LOL
If you want to see the red marks I STILL have on my wrists, I can show you just how much fun it was.
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WHO CARES, man?! You got "felt up" by a woman in uniform, possibly the sexiest type of woman in the world!!!!


(I'll grow up someday)[/b][/quote]
While being handcuffed
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Yet another great story!
Hope everything works out for you.
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Originally posted by Xee+Mar 29 2004, 11:23 AM-->QUOTE (Xee @ Mar 29 2004, 11:23 AM)
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@Mar 29 2004, 07:39 AM
You SHOULD have told her that you had a bag of dope stuffed down the front of your pants.
. . . and then after she has thoroughly searched you say, "Oh, my mistake, it was in my other pants."


j/k
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No, after you get searched, you say "thank you" with a big goofy grin.
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Kinky...



You always trip me out with the stories
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lol! damn, you are good at this making fun of a bad situation! I'm really sorry about the bull.. but if you do get another bull and it's a g3... you're gunna lllooooooooooooooooveeee it!


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Dude...the story was awesome.... sorry to hear about the Bull though...
Sounds like your TFI module bit the big one.

Not too expensive to replace, fortunately. - Reinhart
Reminds me of the time I broke down 15 times going from south carolina to new york, of course allways in the middle of nowhere, with cows....maybe our bulls just wanna mate?
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