Ha it is all good! Anyways, so yes if you were interested in Seafoaming the car, I'd be more than happy to try to walk you through it. A very good process that shops charge a lot for to do.
It does sound like a mount *could* be going bad especially with the clunking. It may not happen in reverse just because of the low rate of speed. Does anything appear to be sagging, especially at an angle? And if you could have someone hit the gas while in park while you are observing when the hood is open to inspect the amount of movement.
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